Click, Click Meow

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

“You’re a contractor? dump three bags of concrete on my lawn and dissappear for three months”

(via suppositionstudios)

polishtamales:

Pokemon Snap - The Movie

This is the best thing ever. I want

Seen as I’ve gotten asked to do this like 50 times already by my friends, I finally caved and made a Harlem Shake video.



I hate those guys

Just got a random text from someone I don’t know saying “My Penis is bigger in Enochian”

WHO ARE YOU RANDOM PERSON AND HOW THE FUCKNUCKLES DID YOU GET MY NUMBER

theworldinverts:

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

fishingboatproceeds:

karasaysraaawr:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.

is that john green

That’s John Green.

Is this to mean that Hank’s new nickname is Chicken Nugget, I’m not sure Tobuscus would like that.

(via sugoi-twat)

All I’m seeing is Donna, Rory and Martha

(via overprotectivemom)

Can someone tell me what her hand is resting on?

(Source: shesmyapplepie)

Guys, what if the big bang was god having diarrhea? And all our fancy solar systems and black holes are just flying fragments of a taco bell shart?

dean-in-an-angelic-embrace:

idliketobuyallyourchocolate:

did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me

It’s funnier in Enochian

(via superwhovengerslockied)